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peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

laughingfish

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

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theshitneyspears

WHY IS THIS WHAT MY BEDROOM LOOKS LIKE

dontbringmeintothis

“teachers don’t give too much homework”

thenimbus

all i want is context

optimussentinel

the context is above you

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i really hope they helped clean this up and didn’t leave the poor janitorial staff to do it all

swoleintheforce

I saw the original post on Reddit. That’s all 4 years worth of homework (they save it up for this tradition) and the underclass men clean it up (3 years of cleaning it up earns you the right to do it your senior year). The janitorial staff are there to hand out trash bags, but that’s it.

HELP

Looking for lost Sailor Moon fanfic from early 2000’s, details are hazy:

Each sailor scout princess was on their own planet, and they could travel to visit each other using the portals between planets. Each princess was living on her own planet with her family. The main storyline I remember is that of the princess of Venus (Mina). I think this is what happened: Mina married a man (the king?) who had a son that was Mina’s age, and the son was upset that he was as old as his stepmom (Mina). I distinctly remember the boy being upset that Mina was the same age as him. I also think the end goal was that Mina and this boy would end up together.

I remember that the whole story was really sweet, Mina and the girls were really sweet and there was no sassy dialogue between them. The fanfic genre was romance. I actually don’t remember if Mina was called Mina or Minako or Venus or another name.

I was reading this in June 2005 when I was 12 years old and I don’t think it was on fanfiction.net, it was on its own website accompanied with beautiful Sailor Moon pictures. After a few months I somehow lost the link to it and was never able to find it again. I may have gone back to that website only to discover that the story was taken down and no longer online, but I’m not sure 😣

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I am not that starving child on TV
But there is a starvation deep inside me
That cannot be sedated by self-righteous good deeds
It’s a feeling that’s you and I can barely conceive

It’s the feeling of seeing that mother of three
With a husband who has long since been deceased
Crying because all she has is a little bread and barely any cheese
Food that will last barely a week
So she’ll get on her knees


She’s the woman that will pray to God to feed her kids and leave her be
To make them stop crying because they’re in dire need
For food and sustenance
And for a miracle to happen eventually


A miracle that will change their lives drastically
Not with the latest technologies
Nor with the best commodities
But something simple and wholesome that will at least fill their bellies


Not just with food or kind donations
But with change and a new destination
A new avenue that will improve cities of desolation
And bring the third world back into modern civilization
Where missiles aren’t the only sounds that enshroud an entire nation
And broken bodies aren’t casually strewn across pavements.  


But there is a reality she has opened her eyes and seen
A truth hidden within humanity
An ugly beast that’s coated in selfishness and animosity
And indistinguishable from all of society


It’s a reality where there is too much greed
Where helping others is seen as inconveniencing
That taking action cannot ever lead
To anything but some half ass post on your Facebook feed.


So she’ll shed a little tear and go back and smile at those kids of three
And walk outside with them, theirs stomachs empty but filled with helplessness and grief
And wonder whether they’re safe from that missile above just before it’s target is marked and their lives become obsolete.

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